The Nobody cares...but Thread!

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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited May 2010
    I used to babysit about 6 years ago..
    It was easy money usually but sometimes they could be impossible to control.

    They were about 6.. One of them had it in for his brother and use to threaten to kill him..

    Also there was this one that used to scream like hell when you tried to make her go to bed.

    The kind of kids that'd tell mommy that the big bad babysitter beat them around..

    Mind you, it was tempting at the time! tongue.gif
    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • A-MeatA-Meat Senior
    edited May 2010
    Teh Kill Assist

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  • HeiHei and truly did she know the name of the Kong Senior
    edited 10:31PM
    Awesome news guys

    my EVGA NVidia GeForce 6600GT video card got fried (memory corrupted), so right now I've got an ancient GeForce4 MX440 in here

    Ordered an overclocked 7600GS
  • MaydayMayday Engineering Supreme Senior
    edited 10:31PM
    nobody cares but this is fucking hilarious. we have the entire 5th floor of our hilton hotel on security lock down because we bought 300 dollars worth of nerf guns and had a huge war. now no one can leave their rooms and there's like 3 security guards patrolling the hallways in case anymore stupid shit occurs. we turned a room on either end of the floor into a fort (used mattresses and box springs to make the walls) and used medieval times flags to play capture the flag.
  • HeiHei and truly did she know the name of the Kong Senior
    edited 10:31PM
    That sounds like the funnest thing ever, I am in envy
  • SquirrelSquirrel Senior
    edited 10:31PM
    Nobody cares that I squashed a watermelon solely with my fists at a fruitstand outside of Albertsons 11:PM, right under the nose of the security cameras.
    Also that sounds really fun Mayday!
  • PaladinPaladin Senior
    edited 10:31PM
    9 Mysteries of the modern age.

    1. What is the third secret of Fatima.

    2. Was Lee Harvey Oswald the lone gunman?

    3. Did Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin really walk on the moon?

    4. Did Pam Ewing honestly dream up a whole season of Dallas?

    5. What the hell was the last episode of The Sopranos about?

    6. What the hell was any episode of Lost about?

    7. Who bought 40 million Westlife records

    8. Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

    9. Where are the four corners of the Earth?
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  • J-coJ-co Tramp Senior
    edited 10:31PM
    QUOTE
    3. Did Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin really walk on the moon?


    I laugh at conspiracy guys
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    I have an aristocratic smile and like to punch people
  • LordTrilobiteLordTrilobite Baron Grunwald disapproves. Senior
    edited 10:31PM
    Besides, Mythbusters proved that people have been on the moon. 'Nuff said.
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  • ZinuXZinuX Mutated Walrus Hamster Members, Beta Tester
    edited May 2010
    If you don't have any clue what any lost episode was about, then you are... I don't know.
    Besides Dave already gave the answer.
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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited May 2010
    That Sopranos thing was intended to piss people off. Kinda funny when you think about it.

    That Fatima stuff was bull, and yes of course Armstrong & Aldrin walked on the moon. How else would I have bought my signed moon rock off eBay?

    I hate Lost. I especially hate that stupid noise (that scratchy violin noise) it makes everytime something tense happens or some character becomes confused about shitty events (like the viewers)

    For weeks my Chineese neighbour watched it into the early hours!

    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited May 2010


    Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.


    The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things from a DIY shop.

    A can of red paint, a can of blue paint... And a shovel.'

    Paddy asked, 'And what do I do with these, doc?'

    The doc replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.


    If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you hit her with the shovel.'
    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • PaladinPaladin Senior
    edited May 2010
    Your mama is so ugly she has to wear make-up on the radio.

    Anyways just a question:

    The error returned was:

    You have entered a link to a website that the administrator does not allow links to

    Why are links to Steam pages/groups not allowed on this forum?
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  • MaydayMayday Engineering Supreme Senior
    edited 10:31PM
  • PaladinPaladin Senior
    edited 10:31PM
    No I want my one as a Hyperlink to my group like this

    -AOD Army of Darkness
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  • MaydayMayday Engineering Supreme Senior
    edited 10:31PM
  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited 10:31PM
    Fuck nuts, I bricked my psp... *SIGH*

    All I did was put Duke3d on the memory card and try to run it..
    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited 10:31PM
    What a fool I am, it wasn't bricked at all.

    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • J-coJ-co Tramp Senior
    edited May 2010
    Nobody cares but AOC has stopped developement. They continue on the UT 3 Engine and will make a commercial standalone....







    We WIN!
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  • edited 10:31PM
    i care!
  • edited 10:31PM
    QUOTE (ZinuX @ May 18 2010, 07:41 PM) »
    If you don't have any clue what any lost episode was about, then you are... I don't know.
    Besides Dave already gave the answer.



    I watched the first episode for a while and i still don't have a CLUE what happend on the island, i believe it was something with a number that made every survivor go to that island ? biggrin.gif
  • NoobCannonNoobCannon Senior
    edited 10:31PM
    Of what I remember of Lost, one episode they were thinking about opening a door, the other they put their hands on the door knob, and the third they opened it. Worst. Shit. Ever.
    plx gief internets, i r collecting 2 fite canser

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  • MaydayMayday Engineering Supreme Senior
    edited May 2010
    nerdy license plates (ON, canada only!)

    If you have an old beater car, plate = "56KSORRY" (from the WIN/FAIL pic! cept it was 56K SRY)
    If you have a decent car, like a middle-end beamer or mercedes, plate = "CABLE DSL"
    If you have a fast car, like a corvette or a ferrari, plate = "FIBEROPT"

    ommmggg im so smart
  • PaladinPaladin Senior
    edited 10:31PM
    Nobody cares but Google search engine has upgraded with a Pacman game.
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  • MaydayMayday Engineering Supreme Senior
    edited 10:31PM
    why is your signature so massive
  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited 10:31PM
    They've steadily been getting bigger, hes trying to see how far he can push the admins!
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  • PaladinPaladin Senior
    edited May 2010
    That was definitely not massive nor even big but I have changed it. Mayday and Smack your signature is bigger then my previous one 500 and 426 to my 425
    in length and for width the limit is under 400 for which my one was 319.

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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited May 2010
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    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • Teh_SuxTeh_Sux Senior
    edited 10:31PM
    I still haven't gotten my profile priviledges back.
    I have learned my lesson at last and may have a real forum signature thanks to the kind mercy of Bingo Bango
  • PaladinPaladin Senior
    edited May 2010
    Suspension was automatic for me and there was a glitch with the system so HaVoK had to fix it for me.

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