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Some small poetry I came up while playing PVKII
Specialist杀军
Senior
Food for your thoughts
Camping in a coconut tree,as absurd it might seem,
I still owned three noobs,
without losing a hp.
Whenever I see booty unguarded,
I shall run in circles in joy,
That is......until
I get smited in the face.
Whenever I am pushing up daises,
I look forward to food,
But it always pissed me,
when my teammate snatches it ,
out of my view.
When I am going archer,
Many targets I see.
everytime I fired,
it landed on someone's head,
but then again,
it always landed on my teammate.
An enraged berserker,
couldn't catch a little pirate.
He tried and tried ,
Until He was killed........
By the pirate behind him.
The gestir,
with his nasty javelins,
manage to land one,
in my buttocks.
But he seems to forget,
that I am his teammate.
During a game in pvkii_island,
The vikings and pirates attacked,
each other at the start of the round.
But seems to have forgotten,
Who holds all the chests.
Specialist
Comments
not the best combination,
I found that out,
after they raped my team.
A might viking,
stole 6 chests by himself.
But hang on,
he is the only one ,
in the server.
The rolling boulder,
in the map pvkii_temple,
narrowly missed me.
While it missed me,
It hit the one with the holy grail instead
Now that is what I call an epic fail.
A team of noobies,
what a joyous situation,
especially when they let us kill them for free.
When we killed the whole team,
we wondered,
What happened to our gold?
A might knight,
slayed many foes.
But there is one he could not smite,
And that is the little pirate sitting on his back.
Many is a skirimisher,
who used his keg,
but to no avail.
He put it to his misfortunate,
however in fact,
he has been throwing it at his teammates.
A huscarl,
is a mighty foe.
with his mighty axe,
his strong sword and shield
and his deadly throwing axes.
But there is one fact he couldn't ignore:
He couldn't do his special,
with his shield drained dry.
Specialist
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