The Nobody cares...but Thread!

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  • NerieruNerieru Senior
    edited 10:00PM
    QUOTE (TehSux @ Jul 12 2010, 07:45 PM) »
    I just watched the goal about 10 times, and I didn't see a raised flag.


    That was something the commentator shouted at that time. So I guess he was wrong about that. Guess I am too then.
    Blergh.
    QUOTE (J-co @ Jun 23 2010, 10:33 PM) »
    I also had periods

    QUOTE (Samstaforce @ Jun 29 2010, 11:21 PM) »
    this isnt a problem since I havent even noticed this.

  • Teh_SuxTeh_Sux Senior
    edited 10:00PM
    Everything was good about the goal. Except for the fact that it was supposed to be a corner shot for Netherlands.

    Talk about Fairplay.
    I have learned my lesson at last and may have a real forum signature thanks to the kind mercy of Bingo Bango
  • LordTrilobiteLordTrilobite Baron Grunwald disapproves. Senior
    edited 10:00PM
    Take your sports talk to the other thread, which was meant for it.
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  • edited 10:00PM
    Nobody cares, but I just now get Smack's avatar and lol... very clever!
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  • ComradeComrade Senior
    edited 10:00PM
    Well since this is a nobody cares and this is my first post I thought I'd share a story with you all.

    Warning: this is a sex story so it may be slightly in appropriate for younger audiences... Depending on your views and opinions I suppose.


    The other day I was working my way to finishing with my girl from behind, "doggy style" if you will. So I pulled out, ready to blow my load, but no semen came out for a bit. I was like, "what the ef?" Because I could feel that it should be going, you know "orgasming" if you will. Then all of the sudden, KABOOM it shot out the tip of my dick so fast and so hard it flew! Clear over the head of my girl, past the end of the bed, and onto the floor. Little drops landed in this females hair which, she was not to happy about. But hey, it went at LEAST 6 feet away from me. Anyone else accomplish such a feat?
  • skenvoskenvo senior
    edited 10:00PM
    Thats one hell of a way to introduce yourself
    useful things for me to copy-paste at my leisure OR ELSE:
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  • NerieruNerieru Senior
    edited 10:00PM
    QUOTE (Comrade @ Jul 15 2010, 08:17 AM) »
    Well since this is a nobody cares and this is my first post I thought I'd share a story with you all.

    Warning: this is a sex story so it may be slightly in appropriate for younger audiences... Depending on your views and opinions I suppose.


    The other day I was working my way to finishing with my girl from behind, "doggy style" if you will. So I pulled out, ready to blow my load, but no semen came out for a bit. I was like, "what the ef?" Because I could feel that it should be going, you know "orgasming" if you will. Then all of the sudden, KABOOM it shot out the tip of my dick so fast and so hard it flew! Clear over the head of my girl, past the end of the bed, and onto the floor. Little drops landed in this females hair which, she was not to happy about. But hey, it went at LEAST 6 feet away from me. Anyone else accomplish such a feat?


    Only six feet? You call that a feat? You're bragging about it? Sheesh. You can't even superman that ho and you brag about shooting your load over her..

    Btw if you can't even hit the ceiling, don't come bragging
    Blergh.
    QUOTE (J-co @ Jun 23 2010, 10:33 PM) »
    I also had periods

    QUOTE (Samstaforce @ Jun 29 2010, 11:21 PM) »
    this isnt a problem since I havent even noticed this.

  • PaladinPaladin Senior
    edited July 2010
    This is technically suitable for all audiences: In poker, Girls like it when you put it all in.


    I see that they have made a film/series called Paladin. Looks low budget and made in the UK ugh..




    Plot: A ground-breaking 9-minute short film, which introduces Paladin, a mysterious exorcist sworn to keep humanity safe from the supernatural. But he meets a Dryad, or nature spirit, who fights back and gives him more than he expects. The film deals elegantly with themes of political conflict, war and the cycle of violence, as well as mankind's conflict with nature, mankind's conflict with womankind, and other themes including tolerance, attraction, good, evil and redemption.
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  • The Red CrayonThe Red Crayon 3-7-77 Vigilante #21901923 Senior
    edited 10:00PM
    My semen just oozes out, but during sex i never really know cause my gf usually catches it or i go for a creampie, she loves that shit.
    My ingame name is Caligula, i play every so often.
  • SquirrelSquirrel Senior
    edited 10:00PM
    Mmmkay... huh.gif
  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited 10:00PM
    Silly Crayon, pies don't belong in the bedroom
    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • The Red CrayonThe Red Crayon 3-7-77 Vigilante #21901923 Senior
    edited 10:00PM
    oh i beg to differ...
    My ingame name is Caligula, i play every so often.
  • HeiHei and truly did she know the name of the Kong Senior
    edited 10:00PM
    nobody cares but I'm finally getting a new computer
  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited July 2010
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    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • PeepeewilsonPeepeewilson PVKII Team
    edited July 2010
    Top right corner of the thread > click options > click standard.

    Congratulations, Heidrik.
  • HeiHei and truly did she know the name of the Kong Senior
    edited 10:00PM
    Yeah, I can count to 12 about 90 times as fast now
  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited 10:00PM
    I bet the new computer helped you work out those figures, did it not.
    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • HeiHei and truly did she know the name of the Kong Senior
    edited 10:00PM
    No, I don't have it yet

    it took me 4 hours and a slide rule to work out those figures
  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited 10:00PM
    So whats in this new rig
    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • HeiHei and truly did she know the name of the Kong Senior
    edited 10:00PM
    core i5 655k, 4GB RAM, 1TB hard drive, HD 5770
  • PaladinPaladin Senior
    edited 10:00PM
    What company are you buying this computer from?
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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited 10:00PM
    QUOTE (Titan @ Jul 19 2010, 12:00 PM) »
    What company are you buying this computer from?


    It was stolen from some guy who died. Thats how Heidrik gains all his possessions.

    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • HeiHei and truly did she know the name of the Kong Senior
    edited 10:00PM
    QUOTE (Smack @ Jul 19 2010, 01:48 PM) »
    It was stolen from some guy who died. Thats how Heidrik gains all his possessions.

  • The Red CrayonThe Red Crayon 3-7-77 Vigilante #21901923 Senior
    edited July 2010
    I used to do estate liquidations, ive got a lot of dead peoples things, shit i even wear dead people clothes. Only way to fly baby.
    My ingame name is Caligula, i play every so often.
  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited July 2010
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    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • PaladinPaladin Senior
    edited July 2010
    That new Spartacus blood and sand tv series is very dirty like The Tudors and that's the main reason why it has over 1 million viewers so far. At the beginning of each episode it says that it is representing the authentic life of how romans lived? The story line is very thin and blood effects are poor.

    Does anyone here watch Deadlist warrior. I watched it last night and they were comparing who
    is bettter SWAT or the german GSC-9. SWAT won. It actually quite an interesting show.

    There is also Viking vs Samurai and Pirate vs Knight which I must see. On youtube it is just someone
    recording it in bad quality from their computer.
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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited July 2010
    I think you mean The Tudors

    The tutors - TUTITION AT ITS BLOODIEST, ONLY THE STRONG WILL LEARN
    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited July 2010
    Fuck it anyway
    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • PaladinPaladin Senior
    edited 10:00PM
    Heads up for making sure my posts are 100% spelling correct. You got rid of that new African signature very quickly. Was also oversized.
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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited July 2010
    African?

    Just looked at the dimensions and it actually was oversized!

    Good thing I removed it..
    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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