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JuggernautJuggernaut Senior
edited 5:20PM in Creative Writing
gunit george
you can call me juggernaut i got rhymes galore
call me OG or mister five seven four
when i was 10 years old i seen dad in the kitchen
cookin the rocks out tha pot so we got food in our system
bakin soda cook coke crack you can lean to that
see im older now so i always ride strapped
im fresh out tha hood call me prince of bel air
finsta make it big in tha hood an the chips i can share
with my brothers, cousins amigos i love yall
my dawgs that come with me and stunt in the malls
my dawgs snortin coke off the bathroom stalls
my dawgs sittin on prison benches locked behind walls
keep it real cause i promise if i do make it big
youll never be gotten better of by another state pig
5-0 always tryna hold someone down
say he started it an put a round in his crown


bleah all i got for now, just some stuff off the top of my head, nothing too special but, from a hip hop P.O.V what do you all think
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"actually there was a study that if u stare at tits for like 10 mins its equivilent to like running for half a mile or something like that"
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  • Parrot of WarParrot of War Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    *reads 2 lines, then realizes I'd rather be doing this: icon_stabhead.gif *
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  • JuggernautJuggernaut Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    well if you dont like hip hop in general then i don't reccomend it
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    "actually there was a study that if u stare at tits for like 10 mins its equivilent to like running for half a mile or something like that"
  • EisigerEisiger Keg Whore Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    QUOTE (Juggernaut)
    you can call me juggernaut i got rhymes galore
    call me OG or mister five seven four
    when i was 10 years old i seen dad in the kitchen
    cookin the rocks out tha pot so we got food in our system
    bakin soda cook coke crack you can lean to that
    see im older now so i always ride strapped
    im fresh out tha hood call me prince of bel air
    in west philidelphia born and raised
    on the playground where i spent most of my days
    chillin out maxxin relaxin all cool
    shootin bball on the court outside the school
    til a couple of guys who were up to no good
    started making trouble in mah neighborhood
    i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    and said, "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air"
    i whistled for a cab and when it came near
    the liscence plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    if anything id say this cab was rare
    then i said naw foget yo holmes to bel air
    i pulled up to the house at about seven or eight
    yelled to the cabbie yo holmes smell ya later
    looked at my kingdom i was finally there
    to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air


    You Belair'd me, you bastard. Nice work!
  • JuggernautJuggernaut Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    har har har
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    "actually there was a study that if u stare at tits for like 10 mins its equivilent to like running for half a mile or something like that"
  • Roddy BixlarRoddy Bixlar No Man Members, Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    QUOTE ( "Eisiger Biskuit")
    QUOTE ( "Juggernaut")
    you can call me juggernaut i got rhymes galore
    call me OG or mister five seven four
    when i was 10 years old i seen dad in the kitchen
    cookin the rocks out tha pot so we got food in our system
    bakin soda cook coke crack you can lean to that
    see im older now so i always ride strapped
    im fresh out tha hood call me prince of bel air
    in west philidelphia born and raised
    on the playground where i spent most of my days
    chillin out maxxin relaxin all cool
    shootin bball on the court outside the school
    til a couple of guys who were up to no good
    started making trouble in mah neighborhood
    i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    and said, "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air"
    i whistled for a cab and when it came near
    the liscence plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    if anything id say this cab was rare
    then i said naw foget yo holmes to bel air
    i pulled up to the house at about seven or eight
    yelled to the cabbie yo holmes smell ya later
    looked at my kingdom i was finally there
    to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air


    You Belair'd me, you bastard. Nice work!


    You actually had me believing he wrote that for a second, I had to take a double check of the OP thinking "he quoted Fresh prince"

    From the hip-hop point of view... one must ask.... where da' bitches be at? Nay here nor there is there one mention of a ho, a sleeze-jaw, a hoochie, a chicken head, or a slapper. You said it's all about the women right?
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  • JuggernautJuggernaut Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    QUOTE
    You actually had me believing he wrote that for a second, I had to take a double check of the OP thinking "he quoted Fresh prince"




    i did write it, it's all off the top of my head
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    "actually there was a study that if u stare at tits for like 10 mins its equivilent to like running for half a mile or something like that"
  • ResiakResiak Sevy forever. Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    It wasnt that bad. Its was ok, and this is coming from a rap-hater.
  • Roddy BixlarRoddy Bixlar No Man Members, Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    QUOTE (Juggernaut @ Feb 27 2007, 09:20 PM) »
    i did write it, it's all off the top of my head


    No, when Biskuit went into the Fresh Prince rap, thought that was you.
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  • JuggernautJuggernaut Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    QUOTE (Resiak @ Feb 27 2007, 09:42 PM) »
    It wasnt that bad. Its was ok, and this is coming from a rap-hater.


    well just remember its freestyle format so i was literally typing thoughts as they came into my head hoping they would rhyme

    thats why it doesn't all rhyme perfectly
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    "actually there was a study that if u stare at tits for like 10 mins its equivilent to like running for half a mile or something like that"
  • AndypAndyp Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    ^ i can do that:
    "
    All those bitches and homies and shit
    ought to be chucked into a pit
    where light dont escape and breath dont come
    and they can all cry for their beloved mum "

    Haha this shits funny no wonder rappers do it.
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    Shot at 2007-06-27

    Steven Segal should be the joker in the next Nolan batman film, he has the weight of many successful years of acting behind him,( well he has weight behind him at least), and I think he would do it perfectly:

    "and my father turns to me and says 'why so chubby?', comes at me with the pamphlet, 'why so chubby'. Sticks the pamphlet in my mouth, 'lets put a diet on that belly of yours' aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnd........why so chubby?"
  • DoomsirenDoomsiren Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    on the overall i 'dislike rap but this was quite good.
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  • JuggernautJuggernaut Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    thanks m8
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    "actually there was a study that if u stare at tits for like 10 mins its equivilent to like running for half a mile or something like that"
  • edited 5:20PM
    Listen, I'm Hate you all, because I hate you all
    Your a bunch of fagots living in a brothel hall,
    You have no skill and you have no class
    I don't what you think about me so you can lick my ass,
    I'm not saying you can toss my salad
    I'm just jamming out to my ballad,
    I hate all day and I hate all night
    So I kick and jam it, and it gives Juggs such a fright,
    Don't let your arrogance get to your head
    You better watch out or you might be dead,
    The po po be callin a 187,
    But they too late cause yo bitch ass is in heaven...
    PEACE!
  • DoomsirenDoomsiren Senior
    edited 5:20PM
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    Dear god... Thats a big dude...
  • DoomsirenDoomsiren Senior
    edited 5:20PM
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    ya... thats fucking hilarious.... ha ha ha. You fuckin prick.
  • DoomsirenDoomsiren Senior
    edited 5:20PM
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  • FreidFreid Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    Don't turn this thread into a pic-gallery -.-
    Kicked by Console (Reason: This is Sparta).
  • DoomsirenDoomsiren Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    ok:)
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  • Gez the HealerGez the Healer Amuwau! Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    Ur rhymes is whack homes -

    Open Fire -
    Situation Dire
    My rhymes leave you in a quagmire
    So that you require
    the services of
    Salford Van Hire

    Word.
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  • JuggernautJuggernaut Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    fellate
    illustrate
    perpetuate
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    "actually there was a study that if u stare at tits for like 10 mins its equivilent to like running for half a mile or something like that"
  • Gez the HealerGez the Healer Amuwau! Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    What about a pvk themed one?

    All i can think of atm is;

    'And when I play Vikings i'm no bore
    I feast on your bones coz' im down with THOR'
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  • JuggernautJuggernaut Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    start up the pc load up steam.exe
    join the first server i see
    shit got no lag and the map is swag
    so i'm down wit dat
    got a viking axe that serves as a gat
    so im ridin strapped on the grog boat
    bitches tryna front so i cut they throat
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  • ResiakResiak Sevy forever. Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    You dont even play PVKII =/
  • DoomsirenDoomsiren Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    HAVATHEE
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  • Gez the HealerGez the Healer Amuwau! Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    Juggs what rappers are you into? I notice a gangster-tinge to all your lyrical contributions biggrin.gif

    Keep it going tho at this rate we will have the lyrics for the alternative pvk_theme!

    'And when I play skirmisher, man i'm irate
    You're sure to get served when I spawn as Pirate'


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  • JuggernautJuggernaut Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    hmm, i like a little bit of everyone but my favorite would probably be the classics, public enemy, NWA, tupac and Notorious B.I.G., also like eminem and Game

    those are the legends though, after that i like a little bit of everyone


    the boat is crip territory and a blood jus stepped on
    wearin red bandana wit a blade 8 inch long
    mothafucka stabs me an i get a glimpse of his name
    resiak skirmish pirate tryna step on my game
    so i,
    pull out my axe look him dead in tha eye
    tha foo see me an know he bout ta die
    when right in fronna me he light up a keg
    bout to turn my ass in to scrambled eggs
    but he dont know who he fuckin wit
    tha illest of tha ill, nothin ever iller spit
    i got more ice than tha north pole
    so i stab tha motherfucker wit my axe an take his soul
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    "actually there was a study that if u stare at tits for like 10 mins its equivilent to like running for half a mile or something like that"
  • JuggernautJuggernaut Senior
    edited 5:20PM
    hmm, i like a little bit of everyone but my favorite would probably be the classics, public enemy, NWA, tupac and Notorious B.I.G., also like eminem and Game

    those are the legends though, after that i like a little bit of everyone


    the boat is crip territory and a blood jus stepped on
    wearin red bandana wit a blade 8 inch long
    mothafucka stabs me an i get a glimpse of his name
    resiak skirmish pirate tryna step on my game
    so i,
    pull out my axe look him dead in tha eye
    tha foo see me an know he bout ta die
    when right in fronna me he light up a keg
    bout to turn my ass in to scrambled eggs
    but he dont know who he fuckin wit
    tha illest of tha ill, nothin ever iller spit
    i got more ice than tha north pole
    so i stab tha motherfucker wit my axe an take his soul
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    "actually there was a study that if u stare at tits for like 10 mins its equivilent to like running for half a mile or something like that"
  • SOCKnSOLESOCKnSOLE Members
    edited 5:20PM
    there's about to be homicide
    check out the homi on my cide
    that's ak-47 on my side
    click clack it hold 30 in the banana clip
    blip smack these dirty monkeys for tryin to go apeshit
    get off that fake shit, like 90% of that bape shit
    I stay fly though, like a fuckin spaceship
    get in my face, oh, now your face ripped
    I get easy money like open bank day
    and you still couldn't get money on open bank day
    got no sleeves and i'm still pullin these tricks left n right
    left n right these tricks stay on my dick
    I need a sig! GRR.
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