I drew inspiration from something absolutely terrifying this year.
With this chest replacement, you can experience the sheer terror of discovering that the one gift you really wanted to buy (for yourself) is sold out, and the only way to get it is to march over to your neighbour's castle with your battle axe and burn everything until you find and take it
Also available is the horror of returning home only to find that some no-good Pirates took all of your
presents as well.
Of course, by "drew inspiration from something absolutely terrifying" I actually mean "I tried to make this last year but didn't finish it in time for Christmas and instead decided to finish it now to make a scathing remark about Christmas (shopping) coming so early it precedes Halloween."