I thought about posting this in the topic that Saint Archer made but that has veered way off topic so here it is!
(please forgive me I couldn't find a better image)
An oar! Now the oar wouldn't have boat house written on it but it would be a good two handed weapon, gripping on to the handle and hitting people with the paddle end.
Oh and another idea maybe have his special be that he drinks a jug of rum! It could go like this, Press the special key (takes it out pops open lid) then release the special key (he downs the jug *burps* drops it) Maybe it would regenerate a bit of health and make him more resistant to damage I don't know. Anyway those are my ideas!
p.s. I apologize if I have made any mistakes I am still new to the forum gig
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