Buccaneer Quotes

El NegroEl Negro The Genuinely Only Sane PersonSenior
edited April 2017 in Suggestions
I imagine the Buccaneer as a man from Africa, maybe even the Caribbean, he is obviously black, a pure "African" so to say. He's crazy, very crazy, he might be a psychopath but I doubt it, he actually loves meat so much that he learned how to cook it so well, even the other, other meat, if you know what I mean (human meat). Also, he's very tall, 2 metres, but he loves "little people", especially the ones with beard, he actually makes fun and fondly calls the Vikings as Dwarves. He hates being called a girl, mostly because of how his cooking skills are considered for women only, at least in that time period I guess.)

Because I like TVtropes, I'd say that Buccaneer is a 'Blood Knight', a bit of a 'Genius Bruiser' and especially a 'Boisterous Bruiser'. Also 'Hot Blooded', Maybe a 'Cordon Bleugh Chef', but surely you can consider him as a 'Chef of Iron'.
Obviously, he's rather very hammy.

He has an affection for the ladies, he treats them with respect although he does say the term "wench" (is that word even an insult, yesterday and today?).

Okay now, let's get on with the quotes, baby:

TAUNTS
Regular taunts
"You son of a dutchman!"
"Arr, there be the fresh meat!"
"There's gonna be no molasses when ye're all pretty lasses!"
"Why don'tcha quit tryin'?!"
"NGRAH! I AM HAVING A BAD DAY AND YER GONNA HAVE IT WORSE!"
"UUUUUH! My lovely fishies would love a taste of ya..."


This for Knights
Taunt Knights in general:
"Yer'all not men enough to go with the ladies!"
"Oi, watchu lookin' at, pity boy?"
"I wanted to be yer blacksmith, so I can smithereens ye!"
"I pity the foil(fool) who dares pray for me!"

Taunt MAA:
"You Frenchmen are all shame, but don't taste the same!"
"Would you like to try my new recipe called...French fries?"
"Stop talking, start sufferin'g!"
"Cut that moustachio out, you're just a pistachio!"
When he dies; "No Man, Norman!" "Guess who stinks worse now ya lilly-livered mongrel?!"

Taunt Heavy Knight:
"Look at you, full of armor, let's make some iron-rich meat paste!"
"I'll splash yerr guts and sprinkle it with the iron in ya! Gonna be TASTY!"
"I'm gonn'a paint ye bloody red, shiny boyh!"
When he dies; "Told ya 'bout th' armour, boy!"

Taunt Archer:
"You are worse than my'h whiny shipmates!"
"C'mere you! I like you...Gutted!"
"Cap'n, I found yer--Ne'ermind"
When he dies; "Boy, ye got a spine that'll fit a fish!" "Why must I ALSO waste my time with fools like this?!"


This for Vikings
Taunt Vikings in general:
"Yo ho ho n' a meadhorn full o' yer guts!"
"I don't like you, and I don't like your smell."
"Har ho haaa! Yer ship ain't fit for a real man like I!"

Taunt Berserker:
"Ye're jus' pushy 'c'use I can gut everythin' better than ya!"
"I like yer beard, lemme borrow it, will ya?"
"I will NOT accept dogs ON MY SHIP! They taste bad!"
When he dies; "YOU SPREAD MORE HAIR THAN MY PET MONKEY!" "MY ARMPITS GOT MORE HAIR THAN YOUR BEARD!"

Taunt Huscarl:
"Would you like to try my new meat recipe? YOU ARE IN THE LIST!!!"
"Yer ugly, so am I"
"Yer just a lil' dwarf who's able to throw lil' dwarf axes, HA!"
When he dies; "Boy, ye jus' talk tough but ye ain't rough meat"

Taunt Gestir:
"Who this be? Papa Dwarf?"
"Ye're so young, my grandpa could be yer grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandpa!" (grand-grand-grand--is said VERY fast)
"I'mma show ya what a NORTHERN PIKE is!"
When he dies; "I SAID STOP POKING MEEEE!!!"


And now, how about others taunting him?

Archer:
"You are worse than a peasant!"
"Well, you sure seem to feed your crew well!"
"Cooking are for fair ladies, m'lady!"
When he kills him; "Farewell, my fair lady!"

MAA:
"A dog tastes better than your food!"
"You can't cook without your cute apron!"
"Die, big guy!"
When he kills him; "Get back to the kitchen"

Heavy Knight:
"A cook? Hadth the pirates lost their mind?"
When he kills him; "This is no place for thee!"

Huscarl:
"Start cooking or DIE"

Berserker:
"MUHAHAHA! I got more muscles than you!"
"Ha! You think you're big but you are so tiny!"
When he kills him; "Argh, no juicy fat meat for me now..."

Gestir:
"A real warrior shouldn't cook!"
"Valhalla take you...As their chef!"


Singing while carrying the booty
"Pull away, me lads o' the Cardiff Rose, and hoist the Jolly Rogeeeer..." (From Roger Mcguinn's "Jolly Roger")
"Gut 'em, sprinkle 'em, fry 'em up if needed, get it on t'oven if ye got any, yer gunna get a good piece o' bread and this here be me bread!"
"We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot, but I just love cookin' up!" (From "Yo Ho A Pirate's Life For Me")
"Way hay and up the fishes rise, way hay and up the fishes rise, way hay and up the fishes rise, early in the mornin'! (From "Drunken Sailor")
"Dwarves n' giants, pirates n' me! Get yer fish soup 'ight 'ere, get yer last sentence fr'm me!


Yes, no, thank you
"Aye me matey, aye!"
"Aye, let's get on with it!"
"Haha! Aye!"
"Well...Yes."
"No, I said NO!"
"Nah, boy!"
"HAHAHAHA!...No"
"Ye did well, boy, thank ye!"
"I am big enough to say thank you, matey!"
"Thank you'h!"


Take the Trinket, take the Booty, Got the Trinket, got the Booty
"Take 'his 'ere grog matey, it's gunna get yer strength back up!"
"I drank too much, take 'his grog, me shipmate!"
"Get 'ere chest, I got sem' business d'to!"
"Oi, shipmate, get this 'ere chest!"
"Now get this booty and carry it well!"
"I gots th' grog mateys!"
"This here be me grog, tastes good, aye-aye"
"Mmm, gots me somethin' refreshin'"
"I got me some booty, OH YEAH!"
"NOW THIS HERE BE ME SHARE! NOBODY STEAL FROM IT!"
"This thing don' weight a ton"


Lost the booty
"DID YOU JUST LOST MY BOOT'EH?!"
"WE LOST TH'BOOTEY! NO FOOD UNLESS YE GET IT BACK!!!"
"W'E' IS MY BOOTY GONE?!"
"YOU SON OF A DUTCHMEN AIN'T GON'GETTAWAY WITH THIS!"
"HAHG HAHR! Dwarves tryin' t'steal a big man's booty!"
"Those Knights be stealin' what we stole! AAARGH I HATE HYPOCRITES SO MUCH!!!"


Lost the trinket
"Now, me boy, jus' admit ye lost it AND YOU WON'T GET YER SPINE RIPPED OFF WITH ME OWN HANDS!"
"We lost t'grog, shipmates!"
"We's got no grog, GIT ET BACK NOW!!"
"No need to feel crabby, but I ain't gonna tell ya fools how pinced I feel..."


Greeting
"Well hello there matey!"
"I greet ye!"
"Avast! Avast! And might I add...AVAST!"
"Avast and begone with yer diseases!"
"It be me pleasure to greet ya, aye-aye!"
"Oi, you! Yes you!...Hellooo!"
"Avast there, me proud beauty!" (Maybe make this one unique for the 'Ealer, if possible? Otherwise, don't even dare use it)


Help
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!"
"I'm in a bit o' a pickle here, mateys!"
"OI, GET YER ARSES 'ERE AND HELP YER COOK!"
"I CAN'T COOK WHEN I'M DEAD HELP ME OUT!"
"THIS TIME I MEAN IT, IF I'M DEAD, YE AIN'T GETTIN' YER TASTY OCTOPUS! HEEEELP!


Incoming
"THERE BE THE RASCAAAALS!"
"HERE COME THE MEATBAGS!"
"OI! IT'S T'SUPPLY O' MEAT, MATEYS!"


Encouragement
"I am one mean motherlover! Love ya mum!"
"Yer all me favourite shipmates, c'mere so I can hug ye'all!"
"Hahaaa! Good job, aye-aye!"
"Yer gettin' the best lunch today, shipmate!"
"My boy! Ye're EXCELLENT!"
"C'mere an' kiss the cook! HAHAAA!"
"This here be me shipmates, AND WE ARE GOING TO CAPSIZE YOU ALL!"
"Send us your silly arrows, poke us s'more, NOTHING CAN STOP US!"


When round starts
"GUUUUUT THEEEEEEEEEEEEM AAAAAAAAAAAAALL!"
"BONE, MEAT, BLOOD! I WILL MIX YOU ALL IN THE HELL KITCHEN!"
"SPLASH THEIR GUTS AND PAINT THE WALLS REEEEED!!!"
"I'm Hungry...I'M HUNGRY! I, AM, HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!"


Low HP, Eating, Full HP recovered, Killstreak, Assisted suicide
"Urgh! Is this how a live fish feels like?"
"Boy, I'm bleedin' more than a pig does"
"Arrr, they got me good, but they didn't gut me good!"
"*gronf grunf greyeah slurpmmm*"
"*grafrf mrufh grefhlslsl sluuuuurp* [Should imitate like you're devouring a whole chicken and then start to eat its legs, slurping out the femur bone]"
"Ahhh, a good day's meat beats all yerr problems!"
"I got a bone to pick now!"
"Belly full o' HAPPY! GET READY FOR STOMPIIIN'!"
"YOU TWO DIE FASTER THAN TWO EGGS! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
"RAAAARGH! ARRRGH..."
"MGRAGRG, WHEN WILL WE EAT?!"
"SEND AS MANY AS YOU WANT! I AM THE COOOOOOK!!!"
"Uhh, I didn't plan t'kill ye, I jus' wanted to taste ya, HAHA!"
"Stop actin' like a senseless dead fish!"
"Awwwww, now I can't's guts ye gooood..."


Request for medic/healer/'Ealer
"Oi, get me t'ealer!"
"Where's be that lovely wench/doktah?!"
"'Ealer, do yer job and I'll promise you MY richies, hm hm hm..." (In case anybody wonders, this isn't sexual even if it sounds like it, richies are his best dinner and it can be said to any sex, 'Ealer doesn't necessarily have to be a female here, but if she is, the better, right?)
"'Ealer, I don't want to be a fish! HELP ME!"
"'nybody kno' where be the pig butcha 'at?!


Regroup, retreat
"Arr, shipmates, don' be afraid, get hn'ear me!"
"We's gotta regroup, mateys!"
"Stand together, boys!"
"ARGH! FINE! Run away, but DON'T EAT another day!"
"Run away, eat another day!"
"BACK TO THE SHIIIIP!!!"


Attack, Defend, Follow me, Go go go
"KILL THEM ALL!"
"Little naughty fishies must die, so let's go get 'em!"
"Ye ain't gon' get t'soup or meat if ye ain't killin', boy! ATTACK!"
"COME HERE! I need help in my...Heheh, outside kitchen!"
"We will stand here and maybe feast here too."
"Which one of ye scallywags can stay h'ithme, HUH?"
"Oi, shipmate, yer comin' 'ith me, NOW NOW!"
"Don' kiss the chef but follo' 'im!"
"WILL YOU JUST FOLLOW ME AND SHUT YER GAB?!"
"If ye ain't goin', I ain't either, and we's not gonna get much food t'feast a'day!"
"Let's go...Fishing! RGHAH HAHG HAAAAAAA!"


Get the territory, getting the territory, lost the territory
"Let's get th'territory, mateys! Good fer me kitchen!"
"We gotta take t'territory or I'm gonna get mad!"
"Oi, we takin' the territory!"
"HA HAAA! This be our territory now!"
"OI! WE LOSIN' T'TERRITORY! GET TO IIIIT!!!"
"WE LOST THE TERRITORY! YE GUTLESS FISH-SPINED SCALLYWAGS!"
"What are ye proud beauties doin' in this 'ere territory? Eh---Oh, Knights."
"Look at 'em shiny boys takin' our proud beautiful paradises..."
"Dwarvies, shoo-shoo! This be's a big man's land!"
"Sorry dwarvies, I'm too big t'give ya som'space."


Nemesis, Revenge
"YOU! YOU TOOK MY FAMILY! YOU KILLED MY CAT! YOU DID EVERYTHING WRONG ON ME! PREPARE TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"Revenge is best saved fresh and warm...."


Falling
"I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
"I be's flyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin'!"
"YUUUPPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAHHA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"


Other
Light damage;
"*light gasp*", similar as heard from 47 in Contracts, light hurt.
"Hm!"
"AY!" (This one should be a bit rarer than the other)
"AHH HAHAH!"
"AHHAH! Tickles-Tickles!"
Now for some medium;
"AUH!"
"GUH!"
"NGYAH!"
HEAVY DAMAGE!;
"AYRGH! I'll show ya how to hit a real man, chum!" (This one should be rather rare)
"YAAAARGH!"
"Wowwity wowwity OOOW!" (very rare, said VERY fast)
"GRUAGHAHH! HEY!!!"
"WOUUUH! THAT HURT LIKE HELL!"


Jump
If anyone ever played Borderlands 2 as the character "Krieg", his jump sounds are rather "gory", I like that.
HRYARGH!
GUUUH!
HRRMP!
HERIMP!


More to come! Whatchu fools think anyway?
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Comments

  • VogelenzangVogelenzang Senior
    edited 12:53PM
    he actually makes fun and fondly calls the Vikings as Dwarves.

    That's so silly, but I like it.
  • Xxcrazy-monkeyxXXxcrazy-monkeyxX Beta Tester, Senior
    edited 12:53PM
    Shut up and take my bananas!

    I love it AND NEED MOREEEE!
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  • El NegroEl Negro The Genuinely Only Sane Person Senior
    edited 12:53PM

    Shut up and take my bananas!

    I love it AND NEED MOREEEE!


    More bananas or more quotes?
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  • El NegroEl Negro The Genuinely Only Sane Person Senior
    edited 12:53PM
    Me thinks I got's'em'al o' t'buccaneer's quotes.

    Oi! Now I be talkin' like 'im! HAHAAAA! GUT YOU AAAAALL!!!
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  • Xxcrazy-monkeyxXXxcrazy-monkeyxX Beta Tester, Senior
    edited 12:53PM
    El Negro wrote:

    More bananas or more quotes?


    MORE OF BOTH!
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  • DisturvingDisturving Senior
    edited August 2015
    I've noticed that naughty words are rather popular in PVKII, so here are some theme-fitting ideas.

    Warning! The words below are not actually naughty words, but some might find something naughty nontheless because of what comes to their naughty minds. If you open the spoiler box then you can't sue me because it is your choice and you should not attempt to copy anything and you should find a qualified instructor first.
    Oops you opened it, now you can't sue me!

    He could talk about how the little puny enemies niggle him, and because he wants to steal their booty he might think that he deserves it all and he could accuse them of being niggardly for keeping it for themselves, and because he's from somewhere hot he could joke about a Viking living in an igloo. The sharpshooter could speak spanish to him.
    The reason why my writing here is so formal is that people inevitably get annoyed at my writing, so sticking to the rules of formal writing is my attempt to avoid people taking me the wrong way and getting annoyed.
    Complaining and expressing disagreement and arguing are very good things to do.
    If something written by me here does not look formal, it may be because I tried to make it look better than it could were it formal, or it might be that it seems all right to me without it being formal.
  • El NegroEl Negro The Genuinely Only Sane Person Senior
    edited 12:53PM
    Heh, they sound like good ideas but I gotta consider these things;

    1. Sharpshooter speak Spanish to him, why? He's African...But could be Caribbean, you're implying that knowing he's Carribean maybe he knows some Spanish? Yeah, could be a good idea.

    In which case...

    Greetings
    "Hola, amigo!"


    2. Very sure good ol' Buccaneer got enough quotes that describe how puny and small enemies are for him, like lil' fishies.

    3. Vikings living in igloos is a nice "joke taunt", but would it actually make sense that he knows about igloos?

    Other than that...

    "Yer gonna get smoked, boy!" (You know, back then they'd smoke fishes, a way to store them)
    "To ya come from t'north or yer 'nother o' 'em Igloo boys?"


    4. Not sure about the booty, I think calling the knights hypocrites would suffice, don't you think?
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  • El NegroEl Negro The Genuinely Only Sane Person Senior
    edited 12:53PM
    Did a bit o' changes.

    Ye're all gutted fishies!
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  • Combine™Combine™ Beta Tester, Authorized Creator
    edited 12:53PM
    Thank god we have a bobsled team.
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