Felis, you're an utterly useless no-balls cocksucker who doesn't deserve a life.
But I'm happy for you, you know why? You don't even have a life anyway, may never will either. So enjoy it while it won't last, winner.
Spirrwell, there's only one word that fits for you; fat overly-sensitive mess of a human(oid, I refuse to think you are even remotely human though) fuck.
Should have turned into Obelix instead of a fucking whiny little crybaby.