50 Shades of Axe (Sorry Cap1)
After a long day of fighting, the Archer was getting ready for bed. Over in the Vikings' barracks, he could hear laughing. That Huscarl was very strong; he had killed a lot of Pirates with his big axe. This turned the Archer on. He thought of the Huscarl and his big strong arms and he got a special feeling in his nether regions. He could not control himself and whipped out his wang and started stroking it furiously
, thinking of the Huscarl. After about 20 seconds (I know right) he finished and squirted hubb jubb juice all over. He quickly cleaned up before the Heavy Knight returned from the shower, and went to sleep.
The next day after fighting, he once again came back to the barracks. He thought of the Huscarl again and this time he lusted even more for him. He was about to get out his ding again but there was a knock at the door. He answered and it was The Huscarl. "I think someone left these boots at the battlefie-" The Archer jumped on him in a bout of wild horniness and started caressing his muscle. The Huscarl looked reluctant at first but soon began to relax. Eventually the Archer started stroking the Huscarl's pants and pulled them off as well as his. The Huscarl put his wang in The Archer's mouth and he stimulated it whilst stroking his own. Soon they both squirted hubb jubb juice all over each other. Without saying anything to each other, they cleaned up, the Archer with a red face. The Huscarl left and the Archer felt happy.