The Nobody cares...but Thread!

Smack

QUOTE (Geleia @ Sep 5 2009, 01:13 AM) »

I hadn't noticed it at first.

I need to read more english jokes...

But, well, I was just riding my bicycle when I saw a bird today

And not just any bird, a peacock if you will! Well la de da!

Nobody cares but I just reinstalled Battlefront II.

Also how does that rating thing work, cos I suddenly have one star. I'm guessing someone finds me to be distasteful. Oh come on, i'm a lovable rogue.

Hei

QUOTE (Cupid @ Sep 4 2009, 06:30 PM) »

Oh come on, i'm a lovable rogue.

Ahaha, you're just full of jokes in this thread aren't you?

Smack

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Hei

'preciate it

Teh_Sux

QUOTE (Geleia @ Sep 4 2009, 08:13 PM) »

I hadn't noticed it at first.

I need to read more english jokes...

But, well, I was just riding my bicycle when I saw a bird today

I love this game!
ok, ok. so ALL OF SUDDEN. A dinosaur comes from the future and eats it and starts a robo dance. Then hot brazilian chicks come and start dancing while an F-18 fall froms the sky with me inside and join the dinosaur and girls. So we go to a house and have a baby shower because I forgot a condom. So my parents came, and my mother slapped me hard for having a black baby and the KKK arrives. Happily, the ninja version of obama gets here and save us. But now I have to be in a top secret mission and work for the FBI. I have to recover infection canisters, but it's too late and now Everyone is infected and become zombies except for a really small number of survivors. So here I am, looking for refuge, but all of a sudden an alien spaceship captures me. i've seen them doing some medical stuff and then put me in jail. Other captives were there too and helped me escape. we found alien weapons and had enough firepower to escape. BUT there is a death ray aiming for Earth and if I don't stop it, it will be destroyed. Kickly i destroy it with a Chuck NOrris kick and the boss dinossaur from the beggining comes for a fight. I steal one of the ships and fly back to earth while launching a nuke to the spaceship that extracted me. Oh no! I went to fast and went into a wormhole and went back to 1760. I know I don't have to change anything from the past so the future doesn't become so fucked up. So, with the weapons I had I created a back to the future vehicle and went back to 2009. BUT NO, I destroyed a tree in the way and now the whol ecosystem has been destroyed. I quickly grow back a tree and save the humanity from total annihilation.

feel free to not read a word, please.

Unknown

i really like the zombie part.

Smack

Nobody cares but I made a delightful long distance head shot. Look at the poor bastard. Somebody already got him with a bolt.

Ein

QUOTE (TehSux @ Sep 5 2009, 06:57 AM) »

feel free to not read a word, please.

Granted.

So, what's this thread about anyways?

Teh_Sux

Stuff...

I pre-ordered Modern Warfare 2 for PC, I'm scared.

Ein

This thread is either pointless or genius.

Seeing the entire internet is quite pointless, this thread must be genius!

Nobody cares but, man, those kids ain't got the blues in them.

J-co

Tehsux story made it genius already

LordTrilobite

Nobody cares, but ZALGO, HE COMES.

Ein

Nobody cares but the TF2 FORUMS HAS GONE COMPLETELY INSANE!!!! (over a freaking halo.)

LordTrilobite

Lolol, probably a bunch of idling bastards who whine to much.

niknak

QUOTE (Ein @ Sep 6 2009, 06:30 PM) »

Nobody cares but the TF2 FORUMS HAS GONE COMPLETELY INSANE!!!! (over a freaking halo.)

all idlers are just bitching around because they will never get the halo, no matter how retarded it is. (btw i have it)

J-co

I dont have it. And I dont care. Tried this programm for 3 items (2 razorback and one huntsman ). Let's just play the game...

Geleia

QUOTE (TehSux @ Sep 5 2009, 05:57 AM) »

I love this game!
ok, ok. so ALL OF SUDDEN. A dinosaur comes from the future and eats it and starts a robo dance. Then hot brazilian chicks come and start dancing while an F-18 fall froms the sky with me inside and join the dinosaur and girls. So we go to a house and have a baby shower because I forgot a condom. So my parents came, and my mother slapped me hard for having a black baby and the KKK arrives. Happily, the ninja version of obama gets here and save us. But now I have to be in a top secret mission and work for the FBI. I have to recover infection canisters, but it's too late and now Everyone is infected and become zombies except for a really small number of survivors. So here I am, looking for refuge, but all of a sudden an alien spaceship captures me. i've seen them doing some medical stuff and then put me in jail. Other captives were there too and helped me escape. we found alien weapons and had enough firepower to escape. BUT there is a death ray aiming for Earth and if I don't stop it, it will be destroyed. Kickly i destroy it with a Chuck NOrris kick and the boss dinossaur from the beggining comes for a fight. I steal one of the ships and fly back to earth while launching a nuke to the spaceship that extracted me. Oh no! I went to fast and went into a wormhole and went back to 1760. I know I don't have to change anything from the past so the future doesn't become so fucked up. So, with the weapons I had I created a back to the future vehicle and went back to 2009. BUT NO, I destroyed a tree in the way and now the whol ecosystem has been destroyed. I quickly grow back a tree and save the humanity from total annihilation.

feel free to not read a word, please.

seriously, I hate how people see Brazil. We are not a bunch of idiots with nothing to do, always on the beach and our women are not bitches.
we are the 10th economy in the world, but affected by the violence and other things generated by a Military dictatorship supported by the United States.

I don't blame you all from the United States, Europe, Canada or whatever country. But this is just wrong. You don't know how it feels when you see in the news that some other country people came here just to fuck teens thinking that's normal here in Brazil.

otherwise, it was a nice reading

J-co

Every german is a nazi and wears leatherpants, americans are fat and dumb, poles are thiefs....prejudices shouldnt be taken too serious...

Geleia

I know that, prejudices shouldn't be taken too serious. But what would you think when other countries take it too serious to make a movie showing brazil as a jungle, where organs traffic and other brutalities seems to be common?

Yeah, I know it happens to almost every country. Lot's of people here say things about USA and all. Maybe I'm just different. Maybe because I am german descendant or because I know how it is in other countries, as I went to USA, Germany, Switzerland, China, South Africa, Mexico...

Smack

Well at least people don't picture your country as a giant farm full of paddywhackery and infested with leprechauns and culchies. The only thing we have too much of over here is priests. And the traditional idea of the leprechaun is warped anyway. They wore red not green. So there! I bet you never considered that when you were stuffing your face with Lucky Charms.

J-co

Nobody cares but i dont like Cupids avatar. He seems to be a nice guy though.

Geleia

As I said, I know that my country is not the only one with this kind of problems.

And yet, look at the thread title, it fits perfectly. >.<

EDIT: I have posted a story made by me here: http://forums.pvkii.com/index.php?showtopic=9489

But nobody cares anyway...

Ein

I always wondered what Brazil is like.

Also, Holland is full of potsmoking hookers

LordTrilobite

Don't forget that we Dutch wear wooden shoes and live in mills


When I think of Brazil, I think of the Amazon rainforest.

Smack

Nobody cares but I think Fred Phelps has become even more senile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLnQbgskLnA

Damn video won't appear here so this is a link.

Hei

you need to put it in youtube tags

CODE

[youtube](the video's code, I.e. the letters after the =)[/youtube]

for example,

CODE

[youtube]2ntI4TkOvEU[/youtube]

gives you this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ntI4TkOvEU

Smack

Thanks, but thats what I did put in and all I got was one big blank

Scurvy Bob

Peepeewilson

Hei

works fine, what's your problem cupid?