The Nobody cares...but Thread!

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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited September 2009
    QUOTE (Geleia @ Sep 5 2009, 01:13 AM) »
    I hadn't noticed it at first.

    I need to read more english jokes...

    But, well, I was just riding my bicycle when I saw a bird today


    And not just any bird, a peacock if you will! Well la de da!

    Nobody cares but I just reinstalled Battlefront II.

    Also how does that rating thing work, cos I suddenly have one star. I'm guessing someone finds me to be distasteful. Oh come on, i'm a lovable rogue.
    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • HeiHei and truly did she know the name of the Kong Senior
    edited 10:35PM
    QUOTE (Cupid @ Sep 4 2009, 06:30 PM) »
    Oh come on, i'm a lovable rogue.


    Ahaha, you're just full of jokes in this thread aren't you?
  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited 10:35PM
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    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • HeiHei and truly did she know the name of the Kong Senior
    edited 10:35PM
    'preciate it wink.gif
  • Teh_SuxTeh_Sux Senior
    edited 10:35PM
    QUOTE (Geleia @ Sep 4 2009, 08:13 PM) »
    I hadn't noticed it at first.

    I need to read more english jokes...

    But, well, I was just riding my bicycle when I saw a bird today

    I love this game!
    ok, ok. so ALL OF SUDDEN. A dinosaur comes from the future and eats it and starts a robo dance. Then hot brazilian chicks come and start dancing while an F-18 fall froms the sky with me inside and join the dinosaur and girls. So we go to a house and have a baby shower because I forgot a condom. So my parents came, and my mother slapped me hard for having a black baby and the KKK arrives. Happily, the ninja version of obama gets here and save us. But now I have to be in a top secret mission and work for the FBI. I have to recover infection canisters, but it's too late and now Everyone is infected and become zombies except for a really small number of survivors. So here I am, looking for refuge, but all of a sudden an alien spaceship captures me. i've seen them doing some medical stuff and then put me in jail. Other captives were there too and helped me escape. we found alien weapons and had enough firepower to escape. BUT there is a death ray aiming for Earth and if I don't stop it, it will be destroyed. Kickly i destroy it with a Chuck NOrris kick and the boss dinossaur from the beggining comes for a fight. I steal one of the ships and fly back to earth while launching a nuke to the spaceship that extracted me. Oh no! I went to fast and went into a wormhole and went back to 1760. I know I don't have to change anything from the past so the future doesn't become so fucked up. So, with the weapons I had I created a back to the future vehicle and went back to 2009. BUT NO, I destroyed a tree in the way and now the whol ecosystem has been destroyed. I quickly grow back a tree and save the humanity from total annihilation.

    feel free to not read a word, please.
    I have learned my lesson at last and may have a real forum signature thanks to the kind mercy of Bingo Bango
  • edited 10:35PM
    i really like the zombie part.
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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited 10:35PM
    Nobody cares but I made a delightful long distance head shot. Look at the poor bastard. Somebody already got him with a bolt.

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    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • EinEin Child Protection Services Senior
    edited 10:35PM
    QUOTE (TehSux @ Sep 5 2009, 06:57 AM) »
    feel free to not read a word, please.


    Granted.

    So, what's this thread about anyways?
  • Teh_SuxTeh_Sux Senior
    edited September 2009
    Stuff...

    I pre-ordered Modern Warfare 2 for PC, I'm scared.
    I have learned my lesson at last and may have a real forum signature thanks to the kind mercy of Bingo Bango
  • EinEin Child Protection Services Senior
    edited 10:35PM
    This thread is either pointless or genius.

    Seeing the entire internet is quite pointless, this thread must be genius!

    Nobody cares but, man, those kids ain't got the blues in them.
  • J-coJ-co Tramp Senior
    edited 10:35PM
    Tehsux story made it genius already
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    I have an aristocratic smile and like to punch people
  • LordTrilobiteLordTrilobite Baron Grunwald disapproves. Senior
    edited 10:35PM
    Nobody cares, but ZALGO, HE COMES.
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  • EinEin Child Protection Services Senior
    edited 10:35PM
    Nobody cares but the TF2 FORUMS HAS GONE COMPLETELY INSANE!!!! (over a freaking halo.)
  • LordTrilobiteLordTrilobite Baron Grunwald disapproves. Senior
    edited 10:35PM
    Lolol, probably a bunch of idling bastards who whine to much.
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  • niknakniknak Authorized Creator, Senior
    edited 10:35PM
    QUOTE (Ein @ Sep 6 2009, 06:30 PM) »
    Nobody cares but the TF2 FORUMS HAS GONE COMPLETELY INSANE!!!! (over a freaking halo.)


    all idlers are just bitching around because they will never get the halo, no matter how retarded it is. (btw i have it)

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  • J-coJ-co Tramp Senior
    edited 10:35PM
    I dont have it. And I dont care. Tried this programm for 3 items (2 razorback and one huntsman :/ ). Let's just play the game...
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    I have an aristocratic smile and like to punch people
  • GeleiaGeleia ロリコン Senior
    edited 10:35PM
    QUOTE (TehSux @ Sep 5 2009, 05:57 AM) »
    I love this game!
    ok, ok. so ALL OF SUDDEN. A dinosaur comes from the future and eats it and starts a robo dance. Then hot brazilian chicks come and start dancing while an F-18 fall froms the sky with me inside and join the dinosaur and girls. So we go to a house and have a baby shower because I forgot a condom. So my parents came, and my mother slapped me hard for having a black baby and the KKK arrives. Happily, the ninja version of obama gets here and save us. But now I have to be in a top secret mission and work for the FBI. I have to recover infection canisters, but it's too late and now Everyone is infected and become zombies except for a really small number of survivors. So here I am, looking for refuge, but all of a sudden an alien spaceship captures me. i've seen them doing some medical stuff and then put me in jail. Other captives were there too and helped me escape. we found alien weapons and had enough firepower to escape. BUT there is a death ray aiming for Earth and if I don't stop it, it will be destroyed. Kickly i destroy it with a Chuck NOrris kick and the boss dinossaur from the beggining comes for a fight. I steal one of the ships and fly back to earth while launching a nuke to the spaceship that extracted me. Oh no! I went to fast and went into a wormhole and went back to 1760. I know I don't have to change anything from the past so the future doesn't become so fucked up. So, with the weapons I had I created a back to the future vehicle and went back to 2009. BUT NO, I destroyed a tree in the way and now the whol ecosystem has been destroyed. I quickly grow back a tree and save the humanity from total annihilation.

    feel free to not read a word, please.

    seriously, I hate how people see Brazil. We are not a bunch of idiots with nothing to do, always on the beach and our women are not bitches.
    we are the 10th economy in the world, but affected by the violence and other things generated by a Military dictatorship supported by the United States.

    I don't blame you all from the United States, Europe, Canada or whatever country. But this is just wrong. You don't know how it feels when you see in the news that some other country people came here just to fuck teens thinking that's normal here in Brazil.

    otherwise, it was a nice reading
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  • J-coJ-co Tramp Senior
    edited 10:35PM
    Every german is a nazi and wears leatherpants, americans are fat and dumb, poles are thiefs....prejudices shouldnt be taken too serious...
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    I have an aristocratic smile and like to punch people
  • GeleiaGeleia ロリコン Senior
    edited 10:35PM
    I know that, prejudices shouldn't be taken too serious. But what would you think when other countries take it too serious to make a movie showing brazil as a jungle, where organs traffic and other brutalities seems to be common?

    Yeah, I know it happens to almost every country. Lot's of people here say things about USA and all. Maybe I'm just different. Maybe because I am german descendant or because I know how it is in other countries, as I went to USA, Germany, Switzerland, China, South Africa, Mexico...
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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited September 2009
    Well at least people don't picture your country as a giant farm full of paddywhackery and infested with leprechauns and culchies. The only thing we have too much of over here is priests. And the traditional idea of the leprechaun is warped anyway. They wore red not green. So there! I bet you never considered that when you were stuffing your face with Lucky Charms.
    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • J-coJ-co Tramp Senior
    edited 10:35PM
    Nobody cares but i dont like Cupids avatar. He seems to be a nice guy though.
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    I have an aristocratic smile and like to punch people
  • GeleiaGeleia ロリコン Senior
    edited September 2009
    As I said, I know that my country is not the only one with this kind of problems.

    And yet, look at the thread title, it fits perfectly. >.<

    EDIT: I have posted a story made by me here: http://forums.pvkii.com/index.php?showtopic=9489

    But nobody cares anyway...
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  • EinEin Child Protection Services Senior
    edited 10:35PM
    I always wondered what Brazil is like.

    Also, Holland is full of potsmoking hookers tongue.gif
  • LordTrilobiteLordTrilobite Baron Grunwald disapproves. Senior
    edited 10:35PM
    Don't forget that we Dutch wear wooden shoes and live in mills biggrin.gif


    When I think of Brazil, I think of the Amazon rainforest.
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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited September 2009
    Nobody cares but I think Fred Phelps has become even more senile.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLnQbgskLnA

    Damn video won't appear here so this is a link.
    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • HeiHei and truly did she know the name of the Kong Senior
    edited September 2009
    you need to put it in youtube tags

    CODE
    [youtube](the video's code, I.e. the letters after the =)[/youtube]


    for example,
    CODE
    [youtube]2ntI4TkOvEU[/youtube]
    gives you this


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ntI4TkOvEU
  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited 10:35PM
    Thanks, but thats what I did put in and all I got was one big blank :/
    Wise Chinese proverb say "He who pays for porn has failed at life."

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  • PeepeewilsonPeepeewilson PVKII Team
    edited 10:35PM
  • HeiHei and truly did she know the name of the Kong Senior
    edited 10:35PM


    works fine, what's your problem cupid?
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