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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited October 2009
    QUOTE (Mayday @ Oct 12 2009, 06:50 AM) »
    nobody cares but I bought a PSP Go today with Beaterator and Soul Calibur Broken Destiny


    Only Soul Calibur i've played was Soul Calibur 2 on Gamecube smile.gif
    Fun times with Link.
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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited 4:07PM
    Just read the headlines "Man critical following Dublin assault "

    I'm critcal about it too.
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  • PaladinPaladin Senior
    edited 4:07PM
    QUOTE (Smack @ Oct 12 2009, 12:36 PM) »
    Just read the headlines "Man critical following Dublin assault "

    I'm critcal about it too.


    That is a critical story in Dublin.
    In Limerick aka stab city, it would be a regular story.
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  • LordTrilobiteLordTrilobite Baron Grunwald disapproves. Senior
    edited October 2009
    Jesus christ Paladin, your signature is really fecking huge. About one fifth would be a normal size for a signature.


    Seriously, stop using oversized signatures, it's getting annoying.
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  • edited 4:07PM
    QUOTE (LordTrilobite @ Oct 12 2009, 03:25 PM) »
    Jesus christ Paladin, your signature is really fecking huge. About one fifth would be a normal size for a signature.


    Seriously, stop using oversized signatures, it's getting annoying.


    Haha, I still have my desktop screenshot, do you mind if i use it as signature?
  • GeleiaGeleia ロリコン Senior
    edited 4:07PM
    QUOTE (Mayday @ Oct 12 2009, 06:50 AM) »
    nobody cares but I bought a PSP Go today with Beaterator and Soul Calibur Broken Destiny

    I'll wait the prices of PSP Go drop, they announced that it will drop before releasing it...

    QUOTE (LordTrilobite)
    Jesus christ Paladin, your signature is really fecking huge. About one fifth would be a normal size for a signature.

    Isn't his signature smaller than yours?

    QUOTE (TheManOfWar)
    Haha, I still have my desktop screenshot, do you mind if i use it as signature?

    Which is your desktop resolution?
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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited 4:07PM
    QUOTE (Paladin @ Oct 12 2009, 03:19 PM) »
    That is a critical story in Dublin.
    In Limerick aka stab city, it would be a regular story.


    How rude. Wouldn't you know they were both founded by vikings.
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  • J-coJ-co Tramp Senior
    edited 4:07PM
    There was once a mighty viking called John McTravic. John had a happy life. He lived in a peaceful village, owner of a big house and 500 sheep, his wife was pretty and his son was strong. But one day a fairy appeared and offered him 3 wishes. This changed his life entireley. His first wish was to have an army of 3000 Berserkers. His second wish was to have an army of 3000 ostriches. And his last wish was to have a fleet of 500 destroyers. Quickly he ordered his new army to set sails. They sailed north, to the coast of Italy and invaded it. The ostriche-riding berserkers were unstoppable. 10 hours later Italy was destroyed. The next day the berserkers began to complain: without any shrooms they felt stupid riding on ostriches. Also they'd like to have some shirts because from all the Italian food they got so fat, that they were embarrassed. At this point John woke up. His room was a mess, he had a horrible hangover. "What a weird dream" he thought. Then he.....
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  • LordTrilobiteLordTrilobite Baron Grunwald disapproves. Senior
    edited 4:07PM
    QUOTE (Geleia @ Oct 12 2009, 05:33 PM) »
    Isn't his signature smaller than yours?

    Now it is, he had a gargatuan picturre of a guy playing football.
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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited October 2009
    Oh come on LordTrilobite, we're not here to be eye-candy for you. If we want a big ugly signature then, a big ugly signature we shall have!

    I would have uploaded something horrible, but with this crappy internet it would have been suicide.

    Also, I had to edit my post cos I thought I got post 400, but it was you Trilobite!! Curse ye ghoulish bones!
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  • MaydayMayday Engineering Supreme Senior
    edited 4:07PM
    im post 402
  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited 4:07PM
    QUOTE (Mayday @ Oct 12 2009, 07:31 PM) »
    im post 402


    I wanted that one too. Thanks. Thanks alot. You know guys, if you hate me just come out and say it. Say it now. I'm waiting.
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  • MaydayMayday Engineering Supreme Senior
    edited October 2009
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    you must just be flushed with jealousy
  • LordTrilobiteLordTrilobite Baron Grunwald disapproves. Senior
    edited 4:07PM
    Haha nice one.

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    Oh come on LordTrilobite, we're not here to be eye-candy for you. If we want a big ugly signature then, a big ugly signature we shall have!

    there are rules about signatures.
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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited 4:07PM

    I pinged that site mayday and got 365 milliseconds biggrin.gif

    QUOTE (LordTrilobite @ Oct 12 2009, 08:08 PM) »
    Haha nice one.

    there are rules about signatures.


    Whisht!
    Ah the oft-quoted rules.. I've never seen any rules, therefore they don't exist. Argument won.

    Me +1
    Trilobite - 0

    Now you say sorry to Paladin, and not another peep from you!
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  • LordTrilobiteLordTrilobite Baron Grunwald disapproves. Senior
    edited October 2009
    It's been brought up countless times when someone had a huge signature, and had to resize it because it was the rules.
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  • PeepeewilsonPeepeewilson PVKII Team
    edited 4:07PM
    QUOTE (LordTrilobite @ Oct 12 2009, 04:08 PM) »
    there are rules about signatures.


    I was asked by the big man himself (Crazytalk) to reduce the height of my signature to 150 pixels or less. If that is a new rule, your signature would be against the rules.
  • LordTrilobiteLordTrilobite Baron Grunwald disapproves. Senior
    edited 4:07PM
    Crazytalk contacted me too a while ago and said my signature was too big. I removed a few lines of text and replied. I didn't hear anything after that so I assumed it was small enough.
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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited 4:07PM
    In that case, Paladin cop the hell on.
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  • Khaotic'Khaotic' Dinah #1 Senior
    edited 4:07PM
    Im post #411!

    QUOTE (Smack @ Oct 12 2009, 09:36 PM) »
    I wanted that one too. Thanks. Thanks alot. You know guys, if you hate me just come out and say it. Say it now. I'm waiting.

    We dont hate you, we just dislike you Smack. wub.gif
  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited 4:07PM
    QUOTE (Lisa @ Oct 12 2009, 09:45 PM) »
    Im post #411!


    We dont hate you, we just dislike you Smack. wub.gif


    Its the best I could have hoped for. Even so..,

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    Its over. You're nothing to me :angry:" border="0" alt="angry.gif" />
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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited October 2009
    You Wish!

    NEEEEERRRRRDDDDD!

    (edit after J-Co deviously removed his post)

    I see you removed your post J-CO !

    For those of you who care,(and I know noone cares), J-Co just posted gloating about how he, yes, HE!, made post number 412!. Well he didn't, that achievement belongs to me and my cat like reflexes, which, even when handicapped by a terrible internet connection, managed to outdo him!

    Maybe next time bud, *bends back head and laughs*.
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  • J-coJ-co Tramp Senior
    edited October 2009
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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited 4:07PM
    Trying to cover your tracks eh? You've just crossed a dangerous threshold mister. I never forget.

    You'll get you commupins yet. Just you wait. You'll be like all "Fuck,dude!, that dude means business!", and i'll be like all "Pity you had to find out the hard way", and then i'll slap you on the face.

    I need to urinate, this isn't over. Go ahead and warn the moderators, its an official threat. Watch out.
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  • J-coJ-co Tramp Senior
    edited October 2009
    It all started when our adventure-loving...adventurer, Lisa, woke up in a bush. It was the eighth time it had happened. Feeling very angered, Lisa grabbed a banana, thinking it would make her feel better (but as usual, it did not). With fist clenched and teeth gnashed, she realized that her beloved Mojo was missing! Immediately she called her lover, Smack. Lisa had known Smack for (plus or minus) 61 years, the majority of which were flamboyant ones. Smack was unique. He was outgoing though sometimes a little... dimwitted. Lisa called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

    Smack picked up to a very angry Lisa. Smack calmly assured her that most 3-legged wallabies yawn before mating, yet South American hissing sloths usually flamboyantly sigh *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Lisa. Why was Smack trying to distract Lisa? Because he had snuck out from Lisa's with the Mojo only eleven days prior. It was a eccentric little Mojo... how could he resist?

    It didn't take long before Lisa got back to the subject at hand: her Mojo. Smack panicked. Relunctantly, Smack invited her over, assuring her they'd find the Mojo. Lisa grabbed her hippopotamus and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Smack realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the Mojo and he had to do it randomly. He figured that if Lisa took the magic flying carpet, he had take at least four minutes before Lisa would get there. But if she took the rollerblades? Then Smack would be abundantly screwed.

    Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Smack was interrupted by eight pestering hypnofrogs that were lured by his Mojo. Smack turned red; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling worried, he fearlessly reached for his dull pencil and thoughtfully hit every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the imaginery desert, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the rollerblades rolling up. It was Lisa.

    I'm not responsable for this text
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  • LordTrilobiteLordTrilobite Baron Grunwald disapproves. Senior
    edited October 2009
    QUOTE (J-co @ Oct 12 2009, 11:05 PM) »
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    Oh burn.
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  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited October 2009
    QUOTE (J-co @ Oct 12 2009, 10:26 PM) »
    It all started when our adventure-loving...adventurer, Lisa, woke up in a bush. It was the eighth time it had happened. Feeling very angered, Lisa grabbed a banana, thinking it would make her feel better (but as usual, it did not). With fist clenched and teeth gnashed, she realized that her beloved Mojo was missing! Immediately she called her lover, Smack. Lisa had known Smack for (plus or minus) 61 years, the majority of which were flamboyant ones. Smack was unique. He was outgoing though sometimes a little... dimwitted. Lisa called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

    Smack picked up to a very angry Lisa. Smack calmly assured her that most 3-legged wallabies yawn before mating, yet South American hissing sloths usually flamboyantly sigh *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Lisa. Why was Smack trying to distract Lisa? Because he had snuck out from Lisa's with the Mojo only eleven days prior. It was a eccentric little Mojo... how could he resist?

    It didn't take long before Lisa got back to the subject at hand: her Mojo. Smack panicked. Relunctantly, Smack invited her over, assuring her they'd find the Mojo. Lisa grabbed her hippopotamus and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Smack realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the Mojo and he had to do it randomly. He figured that if Lisa took the magic flying carpet, he had take at least four minutes before Lisa would get there. But if she took the rollerblades? Then Smack would be abundantly screwed.

    Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Smack was interrupted by eight pestering hypnofrogs that were lured by his Mojo. Smack turned red; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling worried, he fearlessly reached for his dull pencil and thoughtfully hit every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the imaginery desert, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the rollerblades rolling up. It was Lisa.

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    That gosh darn does it. Whenever I find the time i'm going to write a story based on J-co called "J-co and the Jolly Golden Stump".

    Lord Trilobite will feature, along with all the others who would dare mock me. I will do this. Pity i'm bogged down with projects and assignments, but i'm putting this at the top of my to-do list. I'll throw Lisa in there aswell. You'll all get yours.

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  • HeiHei and truly did she know the name of the Kong Senior
    edited 4:08PM
    can I have a cameo J-Co? In a flattering role, of course
  • SmackSmack Damn this compooter Senior
    edited 4:08PM
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  • MaydayMayday Engineering Supreme Senior
    edited 4:08PM
    shit you got post 420
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