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December 2010
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November 2010
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November 2010
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October 2010
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October 2010
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ADRIEN BRODY
Senior
November 2010
edited 4:41AM
I forgot about this thread!
A two-handed sword
to the back of a Gestir
now he is no man.
Jollygreen
Troll
Senior
November 2010
edited November 2010
The 2 of you
Have showed me
How nerdy a no-man can be
Srsly
Mr. Unicorn
Bear-O-Dactyl
Senior
November 2010
edited 4:41AM
QUOTE (Jollygreen @ Nov 21 2010, 12:59 PM)
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im on a killing streak
with my trusty big-ass axe
when im suddenly in the air
blasted to hyperspace by a simple keg
revenge is next step
You just failed hard
That wasn't even close to right
You don't understand
QUOTE (Nagzar The Zerker @ Jan 30 2011, 01:11 AM)
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I am smoking logic.
J-co
Tramp
Senior
November 2010
edited 4:41AM
I'm pretty sure that
Failed counts as one syllable
Epically failed
I have an aristocratic smile and like to punch people
Jollygreen
Troll
Senior
November 2010
edited November 2010
the 2 of you
can lick my
hairy balls
faglords4life
Mr. Unicorn
Bear-O-Dactyl
Senior
November 2010
edited 4:41AM
QUOTE (J-co @ Nov 21 2010, 02:15 PM)
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I'm pretty sure that
Failed counts as one syllable
Epically failed
That is what I thought
I checked on wordcalc dot com
It has clearly lied
QUOTE (Nagzar The Zerker @ Jan 30 2011, 01:11 AM)
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I am smoking logic.
E_net4
Senior
December 2010
edited 4:41AM
Fifteen men on a
Dead man's chest. Yo ho ho and
a bottle of rum!
Dr. Garbonzo
Senior
August 2011
edited August 2011
Archer readies bolt.
Skirmisher tries to keg him.
HK is faster.
Vikings swarm Pirates.
Archers say back and use bow,
Win every damn time.
Skirmisher lights keg.
If archer were alive, he
would love raining men.
'Zerker gets angry.
Skirmisher gets two shots off.
Dinah gets achieve.
Archer misses shot.
Archer misses crossbow too.
HE USES HIS BUTTERKNIFE BECAUSE HE IS A MAN AND DOESN'T WANT TO DIE LIKE A DINAH, USE IT GOD DAMN IT
(rage haiku trololololol)
Saint Archer
Senior
September 2012
edited 4:41AM
Archer stops and aims
Skirmisher runs at Archer
Crossbow hits Pirate
Best I could come up with.
"Saint Archer, they will call me!"
-Archer on becoming a Saint.
"Sure, I'm a little young, but I'm not annoying like a good bit of children on the internet."
-Myself on My Age
Tenebris
Senior
July 2014
edited July 2014
The mighty have fallen
In the warm desert there is
The lone survivor
The one who survived
Embarks on a journey
To get his revenge
He takes his mighty point
From the dark corner of Arena
He sees the target
Filthy cur in sight
Unworthy opponent fell
I failed this haiku
My first try with Haiku-writing. I probably failed, but nevermind. It was fun.
EDIT : I just realized this thread is empty since 2 years. Another fail for me.
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A two-handed sword
to the back of a Gestir
now he is no man.
Have showed me
How nerdy a no-man can be
Srsly
with my trusty big-ass axe
when im suddenly in the air
blasted to hyperspace by a simple keg
revenge is next step
You just failed hard
That wasn't even close to right
You don't understand
Failed counts as one syllable
Epically failed
I have an aristocratic smile and like to punch people
can lick my
hairy balls
faglords4life
Failed counts as one syllable
Epically failed
That is what I thought
I checked on wordcalc dot com
It has clearly lied
Dead man's chest. Yo ho ho and
a bottle of rum!
Skirmisher tries to keg him.
HK is faster.
Vikings swarm Pirates.
Archers say back and use bow,
Win every damn time.
Skirmisher lights keg.
If archer were alive, he
would love raining men.
'Zerker gets angry.
Skirmisher gets two shots off.
Dinah gets achieve.
Archer misses shot.
Archer misses crossbow too.
HE USES HIS BUTTERKNIFE BECAUSE HE IS A MAN AND DOESN'T WANT TO DIE LIKE A DINAH, USE IT GOD DAMN IT
(rage haiku trololololol)
Skirmisher runs at Archer
Crossbow hits Pirate
Best I could come up with.
-Archer on becoming a Saint.
"Sure, I'm a little young, but I'm not annoying like a good bit of children on the internet."
-Myself on My Age
In the warm desert there is
The lone survivor
The one who survived
Embarks on a journey
To get his revenge
He takes his mighty point
From the dark corner of Arena
He sees the target
Filthy cur in sight
Unworthy opponent fell
I failed this haiku
My first try with Haiku-writing. I probably failed, but nevermind. It was fun.
EDIT : I just realized this thread is empty since 2 years. Another fail for me.