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  • ADRIEN BRODYADRIEN BRODY Senior
    edited 3:48AM
    I forgot about this thread!

    A two-handed sword
    to the back of a Gestir
    now he is no man.
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  • JollygreenJollygreen Troll Senior
    edited November 2010
    The 2 of you
    Have showed me
    How nerdy a no-man can be
    Srsly
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  • Mr. UnicornMr. Unicorn Bear-O-Dactyl Senior
    edited 3:48AM
    QUOTE (Jollygreen @ Nov 21 2010, 12:59 PM) »
    im on a killing streak
    with my trusty big-ass axe
    when im suddenly in the air
    blasted to hyperspace by a simple keg
    revenge is next step


    You just failed hard
    That wasn't even close to right
    You don't understand
    QUOTE (Nagzar The Zerker @ Jan 30 2011, 01:11 AM) »
    I am smoking logic.

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  • J-coJ-co Tramp Senior
    edited 3:48AM
    I'm pretty sure that
    Failed counts as one syllable
    Epically failed
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    I have an aristocratic smile and like to punch people
  • JollygreenJollygreen Troll Senior
    edited November 2010
    the 2 of you
    can lick my
    hairy balls
    faglords4life
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  • Mr. UnicornMr. Unicorn Bear-O-Dactyl Senior
    edited 3:48AM
    QUOTE (J-co @ Nov 21 2010, 02:15 PM) »
    I'm pretty sure that
    Failed counts as one syllable
    Epically failed

    That is what I thought
    I checked on wordcalc dot com
    It has clearly lied
    QUOTE (Nagzar The Zerker @ Jan 30 2011, 01:11 AM) »
    I am smoking logic.

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  • E_net4E_net4 Senior
    edited 3:48AM
    Fifteen men on a
    Dead man's chest. Yo ho ho and
    a bottle of rum!
  • Dr. GarbonzoDr. Garbonzo Senior
    edited August 2011
    Archer readies bolt.
    Skirmisher tries to keg him.
    HK is faster.

    Vikings swarm Pirates.
    Archers say back and use bow,
    Win every damn time.

    Skirmisher lights keg.
    If archer were alive, he
    would love raining men.

    'Zerker gets angry.
    Skirmisher gets two shots off.
    Dinah gets achieve.

    Archer misses shot.
    Archer misses crossbow too.
    HE USES HIS BUTTERKNIFE BECAUSE HE IS A MAN AND DOESN'T WANT TO DIE LIKE A DINAH, USE IT GOD DAMN IT

    (rage haiku trololololol)
  • Saint ArcherSaint Archer Senior
    edited 3:48AM
    Archer stops and aims
    Skirmisher runs at Archer
    Crossbow hits Pirate

    Best I could come up with.
    "Saint Archer, they will call me!"
    -Archer on becoming a Saint.

    "Sure, I'm a little young, but I'm not annoying like a good bit of children on the internet."
    -Myself on My Age
  • TenebrisTenebris Senior
    edited July 2014
    The mighty have fallen
    In the warm desert there is
    The lone survivor

    The one who survived
    Embarks on a journey
    To get his revenge

    He takes his mighty point
    From the dark corner of Arena
    He sees the target

    Filthy cur in sight
    Unworthy opponent fell
    I failed this haiku

    My first try with Haiku-writing. I probably failed, but nevermind. It was fun.

    EDIT : I just realized this thread is empty since 2 years. Another fail for me.
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