Erotic fiction (NSFW)

Turdsack

50 Shades of Axe (Sorry Cap1)
After a long day of fighting, the Archer was getting ready for bed. Over in the Vikings' barracks, he could hear laughing. That Huscarl was very strong; he had killed a lot of Pirates with his big axe. This turned the Archer on. He thought of the Huscarl and his big strong arms and he got a special feeling in his nether regions. He could not control himself and whipped out his wang and started stroking it furiously, thinking of the Huscarl. After about 20 seconds (I know right) he finished and squirted hubb jubb juice all over. He quickly cleaned up before the Heavy Knight returned from the shower, and went to sleep.

The next day after fighting, he once again came back to the barracks. He thought of the Huscarl again and this time he lusted even more for him. He was about to get out his ding again but there was a knock at the door. He answered and it was The Huscarl. "I think someone left these boots at the battlefie-" The Archer jumped on him in a bout of wild horniness and started caressing his muscle. The Huscarl looked reluctant at first but soon began to relax. Eventually the Archer started stroking the Huscarl's pants and pulled them off as well as his. The Huscarl put his wang in The Archer's mouth and he stimulated it whilst stroking his own. Soon they both squirted hubb jubb juice all over each other. Without saying anything to each other, they cleaned up, the Archer with a red face. The Huscarl left and the Archer felt happy.
The end.

Felis

Murdering_fishtick

Somebody with the correct skills: this pic with huscy and the same pose and expression. The pvk2 erotic fanfiction part of the internet thanks you.

Turdsack

Murdering_fishtick wrote:

Somebody with the correct skills: this pic with huscy and the same pose and expression. The pvk2 erotic fanfiction part of the internet thanks you.

Damn I can't open the picture...

Denshin

I hear Jim Dale's voice to this.

KOKORONOKAWARI

SFW version!

50 Promotions of Promotion (Sorry Cap1)
After a long Promotions of fighting, the Promotion was getting ready for Promotion. Over in the Promotions' Promotions, he could hear laughing. That Promotion was very strong; he had killed a lot of Promotions with his big Promotion. This turned the Promotion on. He thought of the Promotion and his big strong Promotions and he got a special feeling in his nether Promotions. He could not control himself and whipped out his Promotion and started stroking it furiously, thinking of the Promotion. After about 20 Promotion (I know right) he finished and squirted Promotion all over. He quickly cleaned up before the Promotion returned from the Promotion, and went to sleep.

The next Promotion after fighting, he once again came back to the Promotion. He thought of the Promotion again and this time he lusted even more for him. He was about to get out his Promotion again but there was a knock at the Promotion. He answered and it was The Promotion. "I think someone left these Promotions at the Promoti-" The Promotion jumped on him in a bout of wild horniness and started caressing his Promotion. The Promotion looked reluctant at first but soon began to relax. Eventually the Promotion started stroking the Promotion's Promotion and pulled them off as well as his. The Promotion put his Promotion in The Promotion's Promotion and he stimulated it whilst stroking his own. Soon they both squirted Promotion all over each other. Without saying anything to each other, they cleaned up, the Promotion with a red face. The Promotion left and the Promotion felt happy.
The end.

Because it had to be done eventually (replacing all nouns with Promotion)! Kept the numbers because they sounded funnier with them there.
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Ragnarr Lo

Is this homo erotic huscarl fantasy thread of yours suppose to be funny?

KOKORONOKAWARI

Let the guy have his fun with the others it isn't going to kill you (or is it?). That and you don't have to read it XP

Turdsack

Ragnarr Loðbrók wrote:

Is this homo erotic huscarl fantasy thread of yours suppose to be funny?

Depends if you like homosexual erotic fiction or not; I made it as a joke

PJIII

Steve Fry ain't got nothin' on me!

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25319239/50%20Shades%20of%20Axe.mp3

Crazytalk

Cap1

I Raped the replay button and till it squirted hubb jubb juice

Colonel

haha must be a future SFM vid!

Bingo Bango

i feel very sick

Echo of the past

Brilliant job PJIII!

Felis

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thanks PJIII.

PJIII

It is to my eternal regret that I didn't include the line, "Audible hopes you have enjoyed this program!" at the end of this recording.

darktemplar

KOKORONOKAWARI wrote:

Look how funny I think I am, guise!

Because it had to be done eventually (replacing all nouns with Promotion)! Kept the numbers because they sounded funnier with them there.

Turdsack

darktemplar wrote:

Insulting image removed by forum mod

Come on man just because you don't like koko doesn't mean you should harass him when he doesn't do anything to you... plus, you should be admiring my art.

Dr.Cleric

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Indeed, especially rude when the erotica is of the gay variety.

Dinah

Ragnarr Lo

PJIII wrote:

Steve Fry ain't got nothin' on me!

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25319239/50 Shades of Axe.mp3

LMAO okay now that's funny i have to admit ' />

ThatOneBox

PJIII wrote:

Steve Fry ain't got nothin' on me!

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25319239/50 Shades of Axe.mp3

BASED PJIII

simius

It seems that the time has come to introduce some female characters to pvk. The Archer shouldn't be the only happy man here.

Felis

simius wrote:

It seems that the time has come to introduce some female characters to pvk. The Archer shouldn't be the only happy man here.

simius

Ye, I should've said "to implement"

Veigarthaone

uh, Should i say Ouch or My stomach Hurts?

ThatOneBox

simius wrote:

It seems that the time has come to introduce some female characters to pvk. The Archer shouldn't be the only happy man here.

Felis catus wrote:

and don't forget

rbx775

Rofl... best community.

Dr.Cleric

That Belaying Pin looks...naughty.

Dinah

So back when pjIII made that voiceover i thought i could make something myself, turns out i dont know how to make animated backgrounds and can't greenscreen either.
This WIP thing has been sitting in my folder for a while now. Guess its about time.



This is pretty much the best work i've done in terms of animations yet, thats good.